OFFICIAL! WORLD'S FUNNIEST JOKE

LONDON - British Association for the Advancement Of Science, in it's largest ever scientific study into humor, asked Internet users around the world to submit their favorite jokes and rate the funniness of other people's offerings.

After a year of more than 40,000 jokes from 70 countries and two critiques later, this is it:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operater: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator in a calm, soothing voices replies:
"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"

- Reuters.

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now i officially do not think that its the funniest joke ever.. but bah.. watever.. haa.. im jus rather bored in the office at the moment.. its ben confirmed.. i'll stop in the end of this month.. continuing to wat i wrote previously in the blog about decisions and confessions.. it turned out quite well for the conversation between mi and boss.. everything was understood well and there was agreement too.. yea but i still feel bad and rather rude.. to be behaving so undecisively.. to say come den come.. and go den go as and when i like.. i think personally that its a bad impression left.. but i cant help feeling irritated for getting paid but not doing any actual jobs at the moment.. waiting for emails only.. coz currently boss went overseas..

i miss my baby..